In A Galaxy Far, Far Away An Original Series There Once Was

A long time ago, in what feels like 2023, like a galaxy far, far away… there existed a world before Star Wars… *cue Star Wars theme song*

The year was 1977. When I Need You was the #1 song on the pop charts. Carrie Fisher had only been in one movie, George Lucas had only directed one movie (that hadn’t been rejected by the studio), and the most anticipated movie of the month was not Star Wars. It was Smokey and the Bandit.

Then on the fateful day of May 25th, Star Wars (the New Hope was a later addition) premiered to a dainty few 32 theaters, the only ones who could be coerced into showing it.

Little did they know…

Star Wars' worldwide gross would be six times that of Smokey and the Bandit. The cantina song would enjoy two weeks at #1 on the pop charts. Harrison Ford would become such an overnight sensation that a crowd tore his shirt in half when he went to the record store. Francis Ford Coppola would telegram Lucas’ hotel asking for funding assistance to finish Apocalypse Now.

Effective Visuals - A History and A Future

Special visual effects, or SFX, is a visual trickery created to look like something not immediately achieved within a singular live frame. If the trickery has done its job well, we don’t know anything about it. Did you realize that when we’re flying through the asteroid belt in The Empire Strikes Back that many of the asteroids were potatoes thrown in front of a blue screen to keep the budget low? No? I didn’t think so. SFX is movie magic at its most magical, but it did not poof from a cloud of smoke overnight to get to where it is today. The magic potion needed time to brew and develop from the day of its first ingredient…

Cancel Culture... Not That Kind

Once upon the golden age of television, many networks and streaming channels made fantastic make-believe worlds come to life on the flat screens of living rooms worldwide. Together they warred in competitive harmony, vying for the most significant slice of the content pie. There was room for everyone in this prosperous kingdom that threw money at scripts sometimes before even an initial read. It was a beautiful bubble of storytelling opportunity. But it couldn’t last forever. One day a shadow would fall…

Life Is But A Space Nerf Ball Dream – A Tour Of Humanity’s Future As Portrayed In Films

Science fiction is one of the most profitable genres in film, grossing billions of dollars annually, even without including countless superhero films. Many of these popular sci-fi adventures take place in the future, and most, as you are probably aware, paint a future that most people are not rushing towards. But saddle up, my friends, because today, we have a date with destiny!

Ripley from 'Alien' & 9 Other Female Roles Originally Written For Male Characters

In a recent interview, Michelle Yeoh and Cate Blanchett both revealed that their Oscar-nominated lead roles in Tar and Everything Everywhere All at Once were originally written for a man. Speaking in completely binary terms, it wasn't until recently that female characters started taking their equal share of leading roles across all the available genres.

In some cases, like Emily Blunt's character in Sicario and Sandra Bullock's in Gravity, the writers/directors involved were asked to change the roles in the opposite direction for a more successful movie. These movies did fine, and one could even say, were highly lauded and successful without the switch. Several character gender swaps have taken place though, that have brought on brilliant results that we could hardly see any other way today.

Tease Me

‘You’re such a tease’, is not an insult. It’s a compliment on your mysterious charm, your seductive allure. You offer the idea of a fun romp in the hay without the actual act of romping and the possibility of waking up disappointed, or worse, with regret. 

So go on and tease me why don’t you.

I mean, theatrically of course. 

The 2020 Graduating Class of Female Friendships

I would like to honor and pay tribute to the fantastic female relationships on TV right now. I’d like to thank them for their service- to acknowledge both the dirty and clean laundry that they’ve strung on the line for us to accept and appreciate. After all, Emmy nominations are upon us. And this is one category long deserving of the podium. So without further ado, I proudly present to you; the 2020 nominees for the Best Female Friendships! 

The Friendemmy’s!

Like, Friend Emmy’s. 

Not frenemies. 

Morel of the Story

So divine a fungus are they, that they’re much closer in relation to truffles than they are to other mushrooms with their earthy, nutty, and woodsy flavor. (Save those words for the next time you’re trying to describe a wine that you know nothing about).

Currently, dried morels go for upwards of $20 a pound. Why the high price? Odds are if you *buy* morels (Ha, chumps) the price accommodates for the fact that these mushrooms were sought out across miles of land and time to be hand foraged before they were brushed, beloved and brought to you.

COVID and the Animal Council

“What do you think, gang?” Porcupine’s mental gears are turning. “The headline probably stands for something being in all capital letters like that.”

Cat is getting annoyed. “No, I already know wh-”

“Crustaceans Overload Various Isolation Decks?” offers Rat.

I Know This Much is True

The comedian extraordinaire takes a sharp pivot away from Betty Rubble of yabba-dabba-doo Flintstones to play the no-nonsense, seen-some-shit social worker Lisa Scheffer. Before I Know This Much is True, I hadn’t seen her in a role so far removed from the standard comedy. She gave incredible performances in feel-good movies like Sleepless in Seattle, Now and Then, and A League of Their Own. But the 90’s feel like they were over a thousand league-years ago.

Hollywood as Modern Narnia

A published piece in Angels Flight Literary West;With a fanciful nod to magical realism, Tess Sullivan beckons us to join her on a provocative and imaginative journey. From her overcrowded street in Hollywood, she walks a short distance to a steep set of stairs, where she looks up at a beautiful world of hillside mansions that she reimagines as modern Narnia. She wonders what it would be like if she weren’t newly jobless and the wealthy had to gaze down at her neighborhood.”